Let them Eat carcinogens – Dow-sponsored Walleye Fest to donate contaminated fish to the poor
This appears to be a way to replace the superfund. Let wildlife soak up the toxins your company put into the environment, hold a public relations fishing derby, and donate the contaminated fish to the poor.
Possibly shortening their lifespans, thus reducing their requirement for Medicare and Medicaid.
Yes, yes…I’m extrapolatng quite a bit at the end there.